Resident: "I need help!"
Me: "What happened... are you okay?"
Resident: "Yes, but there was an accident!"
Me: "Tell me what happened?"
Resident: "A bird flew into the window... I believe it's dead..."
We proceed to walk outside to take a look...
Sure enough, a sweet little sparrow had flown straight into the window and broken it's neck.
I gently picked it up and placed it in a ziplock bag...
Me and the residents had a little funeral for the unlucky fella.
Just add funeral director to my job description.
I sure didn't think I would be doing that today!!!